sarahsmilingalways

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************************************** ALL I AM SAYING ~ IS GIVE SOAP A CHANCE ************************************** Fanatical Hygiene Nazi * Fanatical about BATHING * also Founder of the DO NOT STEW in your FILTH foundation based on the lost commandment THOU SHALL NOT !!! LAY TO SLEEP, swim, go shopping, go to the GYM, and most importantly THOU SHALL NOT !!! attempt any hump related activities WITHOUT BATHING FIRST and AFTER ************************************** ALL I AM SAYING ~ IS GIVE SOAP A CHANCE ************************************** As you will notice, my resume displays several years as a professional Listed below are just some of my proficient skills .............. Inappropriate behavior .................. Attention Deficit Disorder always Good Times - Go Strattera and alcohol! i also come equipt with FUN RITUAL cleaning ObsessiveCompulsiveDisorders ~ my PhD doctorine in rediculous Random Improv (a.k.a. Inappropriate behavior) with the emphasis in Laughing ............................. when i am not in church ............ my hobbies are robbing banks and old folks ~ ya know ~ just the standard leisure activities * Fanatical about BATHING * yummy moisturizers and lotions and potions also OIL of OLAY products including Vitamins ~ and SIMPLE GREEEEEEEEEEN the greatest most rewarding cleaner ever (is it wrong that the smell of EUCALYPTUS turns me on?) * weeeeehooooo * * * * * * * * * * * * * LASTLY * * * * * * * * * * * * PLEASE SPAY and NEUTER your HUMANS !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop senseless breeding ~ invest in prevention !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IUD, IUC, Implanon !!!!!!!! PREVENTION !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUALITY not QUANTITY FOLKS (LOL) ~ just go to WalMart ~ U want more of those kids running around? Do you? )