santiagoortega santiagoortega


I was once considered to be the most interesting man alive... damn you Dos Equis

I write. I can be funny. You will love me. I will write a hilarious comedy or two before I turn 32. why 32?? It's 23 backwards, and Jordan and Lebron rule. Why not just say 23? Because I am 21 and that would mean I would have to make two blockbuster successful movies in two years. Anyways. I will eventually direct but for now all I can afford is a pen and paper to write, oh and my mac, but that took all my money and the battery blew so I can only write on it while it's plugged in to the charger. So here I am, I am Santiago and I am writing about me. Thanks for reading! Enjoy!