sandalex22

you need to see 'perry', because you'll kick yourself when you see it on real tv and you won't be able to say 'hey, i saw that shit on funny or die and now the guy who posted it is a big deal and won't return my calls'.

you'll laugh until your sphincter aches. unless you're gay, and then it'll stop ... more >

you need to see 'perry', because you'll kick yourself when you see it on real tv and you won't be able to say 'hey, i saw that shit on funny or die and now the guy who posted it is a big deal and won't return my calls'.

you'll laugh until your sphincter aches. unless you're gay, and then it'll stop aching.

i just posted the original 'long version', which means you have to have an attention span of at least 14 minutes.

if you can't handle that, i posted a :90 trailer, which is perfect for retards.

i'm still knowable, but not for long. so guys...let's network. ladies...let's reach new heights of ecstacy, and then network.