Celebrities See All

Close

Quick Links

or

SamGrittner

Any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough!

SamGrittner
SamGrittner SamGrittner

Sam Grittner was raised in the Himalayas by a pack of clowns that were eaten to death by a family of Werewolves in the summer of 1972. After dabbling in peyote and handle-bar mustaches, he went to Harvard where he studied transcendentalism, Magic-Eye posters, and butter-sculpting. Graduating with a degree in Bufoonery, he moved to New York City, where he is now a successful comedian, actor, and horse whisperer.