Yep... you guessed it... I did cement work this weekend, then I wore a shock collar for $15 dollars.... I'm a whore, alright...

It was a long weekend, starting with a failed server install for a local credit union... Let's just say I will publically trash 2WIRE modems for the rest of my days..

Feel free to read more at my other place, My Little Hole In The Boxer Shorts Of Life.

Then, Karaoke Kraziness, a bonfire, cementing the blocks on a newly erected (hah hah hah... I said "erect"...) fence, followed by a bet that I wouldn't wear a shock collar my buddy bought for his dog... that $15 is mine now. :-)

All in all, I missed y'all... a lot...

And, thanks to vijayind ... my video may be up in a day or two....

Yay...

- Kenny G.

So... finally, 5 days later, I got the disk with the footage of my video.. and get this... that pain in the ass  the camera person, she held the friggin camera at a 90 degree angle... so now I have to figure out how to rotate freaking video!!! AHH!!!

Needless to say... my grand entry into public humiliation will be delayed... more...

Damnit!... this is starting to feel like actual work...

Peace, my dear friends and allies...

Two days in hermit seclusion... and I get die-raped on every cap I write... And I get to take this anal hemorraging to Darts tonight...

Well... at least they saved AIG... God knows that was haunting me all day... I could only bring myself to spend 6 hours on FOD, not my usual 7....

Ok.. I fee bett... WOCK THE FURLD!!!... on.. Nooow I feel better...

I believe... these pictures... they tell the story for themselves.. enjoy..

So... the video was shot this weekend.... sort of....

You see.... trying to shoot a semi-scripted skit around drunken baboons is about as easy as strapping a condom on a rhino... trust me, It sucked ascot.

The people with an actual line to say... I got nothing from..... the "Extras," wouldn't shut the hell up.... and the camera girl.. well... what can I really say, she did me a favor... I hope.

Unfortunately, the camera wasn't mine... so I'm waiting to get the footage from my friend, before moving on to finalizing things....

Question is, should I be pissed off that no one was cooperating in the least (it was kind of a one-try live deal at a bar...)... or should I be happy that, despite not being much at all like I envisioned, I think it came out decent (need to see the video before I can make a final decision...).... Or am I just still in pain from burning my hand at the bonfire later than evening??

.........I need beer.... and sex..... and an aspirin....