What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Forum: General Discussions
bitches love me cause they know that i can rock
(posted about 16 hours ago)
Forum: General Discussions
Don’t waste your time or time will waste you. Muse .
also.. My homeboy’s try to warn me, but that butt you got make me so horny. -Sir Mixalot
(posted 1 day ago)
Forum: General Discussions
I had chicken/cheese/brocolli calzone tonight. mmmmmmmmmm
(posted 1 day ago)
Forum: General Discussions
Us irish/italian/canadians….. umm… We consume a lot of potatoes and maple syrup and alcohol and pizza and beer and spaghetti?
(posted 1 day ago)
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
EW! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT FETUS HAVE GROWING OUT OF IT’S ASS?!?
(posted 2 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
Amy said:
we’re working on this… it will have a winner and there will be prizes hoot hoot!
joot noot
(posted 2 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
dead people should have their videos featured on the front page of FOD
(posted 2 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
That. Was. Awesome.
(posted 2 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
it didn’t work the first time, but I will try it again. I CALL UPON ADAM MCKAY TO GIVE US NEWS ABOUT THE PROJECT! GIVE US HOPE OR PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY!!
(posted 2 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
I’m 23% homosexual. Basically the parts on my body between my toes and my shins enjoy a nice sausage in the rear once in a while.
(posted 2 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
Sucks that they didn’t make the effort to send us an email saying “LOLZ U FAILED” so we could have official closure.
(posted 2 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE POSTING THEIR VIDEOS IN THE GENERAL FORUM!?!
(posted 5 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
Oh really? That’s pretty cool then. I had to send in a video because I’m in Canada… The reason I thought they called basically everyone is that I saw 4 or 5 people on youtube reading the same lines…
(posted 5 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
So… I guess you didn’t read the post? Because Funnebone just copied and pasted Warped’s fucked up writing and inserted his commentary (in a human writing style)
SouthernJewishPrincess said:
Funnebone’s random capitalizaion is not as eloquent and... more >
So… I guess you didn’t read the post? Because Funnebone just copied and pasted Warped’s fucked up writing and inserted his commentary (in a human writing style)
SouthernJewishPrincess said:< less
Funnebone’s random capitalizaion is not as eloquent and aesthetically pleasing as warpedcorp’s. Needs more fine tuning. Keep practicing.
I get it, WarpedCorp, but more attention is what lame video posters want. So that would be a bad thing. And someone originally from Manchuria might think video of flirty fake breasted American attention whores is HILAROUS. If people were trying to bait to sell something or funnel people to a porn site, that is what really sux. Unless they are REALLY funny about it.
Funnebone said:
Warped I am sorry, after reading your post again I’ve realized it is you that annoy me and not the childish typing. I will address your post point by point:
Ok, leT me start by saying we all have different TasTes, coMedy StyLes, Etc. I perSonally know froM experienCe that nO one can please EveryonE (Lets not bring your exboyfriend into this)
HowEver I beLieve thE raTing syStem here on Funny oR die is a gooD onE. (glad you approve)
My QuesTion is this. WhY do soMe usErs purposely upload thinGs thAt juSt are Not Funny? ( because peole have different tastes, some jackass said that at the beginning of this thread, pay attention) You knoW who they aRe (you?)
uSers that haVe 85 UploaDed Videos, aLL of which arE Uh-oH or in thE Crypt. (without a bottom, there is no top, you of all people should know this)
I maKe it a poinT to diG for CoMedy gold, and To waTch Newly aDDed videos daily, to supporT fellow comedianS, spooferS, and DIY filmMakeRs, buT I haVe come to a point, thAt if you haVe more than 20 VidEos, aLL of whiCh aRenT fuNNy, and aRe geTTing HorriBle ReViews, I juSt siMply won’t StoP by anYmore. (did you just threaten to take you ball and go home?)
MayBe FOD shouLd aDD a medal, liKe moSt viEwed, moSt coMMented etC, for the worSt upLoader, worSt conTenT, and WorSt reViews. CouRse that would probably just make the situation worse. Who Knows? (I am shaping a metal for you right now…and with a little more soluble fiber it should arrive soon)
now seriously, you made some good points, but then again so does Ron Paul but he is so goofy that nobody listens. When you want to have grown up talk, write like an adult. That way we can break your balls without having to vomit from vertigo first.
(posted 5 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
riffleraffle said:
You gotta admit though, it’s really goddamn flattering getting a call from a casting agent asking you to do more. Really flattering and humbling that they’d even consider a dork like me, if there’s a phase 3 or anything like that and any of y... more >
riffleraffle said:
You gotta admit though, it’s really goddamn flattering getting a call from a casting agent asking you to do more. Really flattering and humbling that they’d even consider a dork like me, if there’s a phase 3 or anything like that and any of you guys make it, keep us posted! We’re rooting for an FOD member to win this!
I freaked out too and was really really flattered… but it’s quite possible that they just called everyone who submitted something that wasn’t them dancing naked with a potato sack over their face.
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Forum: General Discussions
YAY!! haha good one!
(posted 5 days ago)
Forum: Funny or Die Photo Comments
Sometimes, “getting right back on the horse” proves to be more difficult than it sounds.
(posted 5 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
Male Prostitution: Because fat women need love too, but they have to pay for it.
(posted 5 days ago)
Forum: General Discussions
i”LL ReSpOnD To YoUr QuEsTiOn WhEn My EyEs BeCoMe Re-ALiGnEd
(posted 5 days ago)
Upload

I added you on PSN, sir.
(posted about 2 hours ago)