Comedian. Writer. Performs at a lot of colleges and some clubs. Was on BBC. Contributing writer for SNL's Weekend Update. Was in a book called Twitter Wit. It is awful. 6" tall. Driver's License says 6'1". That's how much contempt I have for the system. I have way too may basketball cards and GI Joes for a 29-year-old. I also have a pair of metallic silver pants and a pair of shiny blue pants, which I refuse to get rid of, in case they come back in style. Some claim they were never in style. I maintain that there was a 3-4 day window. That's all for now.