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my great, great grandfather was a gladiator in rome. caesar dug a hole in the middle of the coliseum, and buried my grandfather in up to his neck. caesar then let loose a starving lion. just as the lion was about to grab my great, great grandfather by the neck and eat him he ducked down...
more >my great, great grandfather was a gladiator in rome. caesar dug a hole in the middle of the coliseum, and buried my grandfather in up to his neck. caesar then let loose a starving lion. just as the lion was about to grab my great, great grandfather by the neck and eat him he ducked down and bit the lion's balls off. then, he spit them at caesar. caesar then said, 'fight fair, stardust, fight fair! you son of a bitch!'...
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