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Doubtful but possible I'm the Cynical Jesse James

I'm a jobless, skillless, (Fact: Only three-'l' word in English language) ugly rambler with three wives and fifteen children. I support none of them (due to my racism) and I spend my time with them by taking them to abortion clinic pickets. I use my nutsack as a ballast as an inner ear infection and poor coordination make me constantly wobbly. I live in a thrillless (Fact correction: There are two three-'l' words in the English language) city which has resulted in the development of the highest percentage of adolescent-onset-impotence in the nation. I DO HAVE sexually transmitted diseaseS. Don't forget to twitter me for a date. (Hint: The answer is yes man OR woman and ESP. trans.)