I only need three things: Ross Patterson, Grey Goose vodka, and demerol.

(posted about 1 months ago)

ross patterson is the shit!

(posted about 4 months ago)

crazy

(posted about 4 months ago)

HoW ranDom. CoStnEr, NICE.

(posted about 4 months ago)

wonderful, wow wow wow:)

(posted about 6 months ago)

I f-ing love this. So catchy.

(posted about 6 months ago)

Hey, Really, Watch Dinner and a Glass of Wine

(EL TENIS PARTIDO MOVIE)- Hilarious

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ee20f0eba7

(posted about 6 months ago)

Hey, Really, Watch Dinner and a Glass of Wine

(EL TENIS PARTIDO MOVIE)- Hilarious

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ee20f0eba7

(posted about 6 months ago)

Hahahahaha!

(posted about 6 months ago)

Ross! You da Boss!

(posted about 7 months ago)

love it!!!!

(posted about 7 months ago)

The premise is funny. The execution was not. It came across more literal than ironic…like you meant it not to be funny. so good job then. Urg.

(posted about 7 months ago)

I hear we have a mutual friend…and I don’t mean Costner, Wild Turkey or Vicodin…....small world, isn’t it?

(posted about 8 months ago)

haha best part is costner peddling the waterworld thing with his hands, the little hook for this always get stuck in my head lol

(posted about 9 months ago)

awesmoe alittle long but i understand how hard it is to express everything you want to about the man.

(posted about 9 months ago)

had some interesting moments…

(posted about 9 months ago)

i voted funny @ “suck my dick”

(posted about 9 months ago)

lol i liked it that rap voice gets on my nerves tho

(posted about 9 months ago)

• tumbleweed ** :(

(posted about 9 months ago)

My ears hurt. Sorry. Just to let you know, there are free tacos from Taco Bell this Tuesday from 2 – 5PM. I saw you liked Tacos. This was annoying as hell, why were you rapping with that voice? LOL

(posted about 9 months ago)