Dear Mr. Ronald Burgundy,

It has come to my attention that you lack the basic interview skills of even the most inept of journalists. You constantly fail to research your interview subjects, going so far in one interview as to misidentify Mr. Jim Caviezel as Jesus Christ.

If you had further researched Mr. Caviezel OR Mr. Christ, you would have realized that M... more >

Dear Mr. Ronald Burgundy,

It has come to my attention that you lack the basic interview skills of even the most inept of journalists. You constantly fail to research your interview subjects, going so far in one interview as to misidentify Mr. Jim Caviezel as Jesus Christ.

If you had further researched Mr. Caviezel OR Mr. Christ, you would have realized that Mr. Christ is in fact dead and now lives inside our hearts and that Mr. Caviezel is in fact a robot sent from the future to impregnate our toasters in an attempt to create a robotic toaster/robot monopoly. How the economics of this toaster/robot monopoly will play out is beyond me, but I do insist that you at least try to do some research before any future interviews so as to avoid such a situation as this.

Sincererly,

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