The Rock Show Power Hour
The new film from Evil Works Pictures, "Satan's Gran-Gran is Coming to Visit and He Won't Clean His Room", is here, packed with trailers for the next two films!
Hello lovely ladies and gentle dudes, welcome to the mighty Rock Show Power Hour. If you are looking to laugh your man-thongs and/or your matching bra and panty sets off then you have come to the right place. “Most” of us here at the Rock Show work hard to make you laugh until you are nude but the Calgary just waits around to use his pick-up lines to take advantage of you. What did we expect from a dirty but charming cowboy who gets paid with pink popsicles and beer? Speaking of sexy beasts, Satan and I along with our friends freshen up the Rock Show web-pages every month with new tracks, pictures, blogs, films and the occasional contest. (Don’t worry, if you have neglected us for awhile or you are new to all that is the Rock Show, click on the media tab on trig.com/rockshowpowerhour for a plethora of past bits and hits) For a good time, at least once a month, pour yourself a cocktail and get all up in the Rock Show. My name is Hank and on behalf of all of us here at the Rock Show Power Hour, thank you for your support. Remember kiddies, if you want to turn your sister into your wife, move to the Regina. It’s okay there!
News and Notes
The new film from Evil Works Pictures, "Satan's Gran-Gran is Coming to Visit and He Won't Clean His Room", is COMING JUNE 14th packed with trailers for the next two films!
Listen to NEMAS kick ass on the Rock Show! To find out more about these Swedish punk rockers visit nemasonline.com
The flood is here! Satan’s new film “The Flood” is getting people wet all over the world. Don’t miss your chance to get soaked by Satan himself. Put on a raincoat along with a pair of rubber boots and visit funnyordie.com/rockshowpowerhour
Rock Show Merchandise available at zazzle.com/rockshowpowerhour
The best of 2007 CD/DVD combo is still available. If you would like this FREE copy of the best thing to happen to the world since the invention of the dental dam, please send a request to rockshowpowerhourwithhank@hotmail.com
Satan found a short and curly hair in his cereal this morning but under close inspection it was found to belong to him so everything is okay. Crisis averted.
BIO Continued...
In the year 2000, Mr. Michael the Mute hired Satan and I to lend our beefy man-voices to the Rock Show Power Hour and it has been all bitches and ho’s ever since! I was satisfied with taking over the airwaves of Saskatchewan but Satan lusted after more power and fame. With the help of Mike and our friends Jeb and Herman Filkinstein, Evil Records Inc. was formed and the Rock Show began to take over the world via the strange thing called the internet. It was in the spring of 2007 when I went to a local pub and noticed this crazy cowboy surrounded by a gaggle of gorgeous girls. When our eyes met he busted out of the soon to be bar-brothel and walked up to me and said, “Hey baby, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice! Hey, I’m the Calgary”! I knew right away that we were destined to slide off plenty of panties together. That night we tossed back a few brews and the next morning we tossed a few lovely ladies out of bed so the Calgary had enough space to sign a contract. Now, every month his sexy voice can be heard on his segment, “Pick-up lines from the Calgary – Drink, Line and Do Her”. It was shortly after this that Satan and I formed Evil Works Pictures and we shot our first short film, "Satan’s Underpants are on the Floor and He Won’t Bend Over to Pick Them Up”! Now, all of Satan’s films can be found on funnyordie.com/rockshowpowerhour and on our MySpace pages.
The Web
trig.com/rockshowpowerhour
funnyordie.com/rockshowpowerhour
myspace.com/rockshowpowerhour
trig.com/the_calgary
myspace.com/the_calgary
myspace.com/rockshowpowerhourhank
myspace.com/rockshowpowerhoursatan
zazzle.com/rockshowpowerhour
reverbnation.com/rockshowpowerhour
reverbnation.com/thecalgary
youtube.com/rockshowpowerhour
The Cast
Carlos Rodriguez Fernando Fernandez Hartnett Cruise, (Hank)
“Don’t Deny Me. I’m an illusionist”!
Hank is a 28 year old hunk of man-bacon with blazing blue eyes, firm yet supple buttocks and man breasts the size of cantaloupes. Hank was born and raised in a small Hispanic fishing village along the shores of the Saint Lawrence River. He is the son of two Dads who are both still working at the Clover Leaf sardine factory. Hank worked at the same factory from age 6 until the day that he left for Saskatoon to become the best and sexiest radio announcer in all of Saskatchewan. When he is not making you all laugh at the Rock Show Power Hour, Hank works as a professional mixologist at his bar “Hank’s Place Bar and Grill” and he dances erotically for cash on the weekends. When Hank has some free time he enjoys horseback riding, long walks along the beach and participating in water sports. Hank can be reached at rockshowpowerhourwithhank@hotmail.com
Satan, (Seymore Von Sausagen Gaylord II)
“What are these”?
Satan was re-born (literally) in 1979. Satan had hit a point in his life where he needed a change in scenery so he quit his job and moved into his Mom Tracy Helen Von Sausagen’s uterus and was re-born in the galley of his father Herman Jacob Gaylord’s fishing barge in the middle of Rideau Lake. The Lord of the Underworld worked on the barge from the age of four until the lake snatched his pops away in the Great Salty Squall of ’88. Soon after the storm, Satan moved to the tiny Hispanic fishing village of Westport Ontario where he began stealing new-born babies with the Gypsies of Sault Saint Marie while his Mom pursued a career in whoring for crack. A few years later the Prince of Darkness met the sexy slice of man- pepperoni that we call Hank. “When I first saw him, he was all screwed up from sucking back the Screech stripping his clothes off in front of some lonely seamen. I watched his performance (I can’t say no to a free show) and when he passed out I carried him back to my pleasure man-palace. I was hoping to find my Mom there so she could help me get Hank into a cold shower but instead I found Johnny Law. Apparently, granting strangers access to certain parts of your body for money is illegal so they were attempting to take my Mom down to the pokey. I tore the fuzz off my Mom, grabbed a still-slumbering Hank and we made a rapid retreat. We hit the open road bound for the one place where we knew that no one would come looking for us...Saskatoon”. Satan is a 6’9 sassy Latino man-steak with black menacing eyes, a porcupine sized man-area and bouncy buttocks shaped like cans of tuna. He lives in a duplex with his goat Chucky and a rotating supply of sweet and easy sorority sisters. When Satan is not on the air as the true hunkiest slice of man-ham host of the Rock Show Power Hour he spends most of his time with his best buddy Hank hanging out with their wangs out reading Moby Dick while sipping the juice from cans of fruit cocktail. Besides his duties at the Rock Show and performing in films for Evil Works Pictures, Satan is a rabbit wrangler, guitar hero and professional nude twister player. Satan can be reached atrockshowpowerhourwithsatan@hotmail.com
The Calgary
“I am good at math. You + I = 69”!
The Calgary joined the Rock Show Power Hour Posse in the spring of 2007 and has been helping lovely lassies and dashing dudes get all freaky deaky with each other in the bedroom ever since. The Calgary is aware that not all of you share his mighty-man talents for picking-up a potential bedroom buddy so he wants you to check in with him once a month for his newest pick-up line. The Calgary is a 5’10 dirty man who likes working with dirty dirt. Originally from Orlando Florida, this cute cowboy moved to Canada in 1991 when his hot mom scored a spot as head cheerleader of the Calgary Stampeders. When he is not frolicking about feeding lines to the ladies of Alberta he enjoys watching the Toronto Maple Leafs play on his television to piss off his friends and neighbours. If you would like to contact the Calgary and possibly share a pick-up line that you would like him to use on the Rock Show Power Hour and/or tell him all of the juicy details of what happened after you used one of his lines please send him an email torockshowpowerhourcalgary@hotmail.com
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