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is laughing at the jokes while she's telling herself to quiet the voices.

These videos serve to document the unlikely oddity that is Robyn Schlau: a young woman living in the big city, who repeatedly stumbles onto various stages in an attempt to find her lost (imaginary) puppy 'Turlington', and winds up instead babbling into the microphone for 5-10 minutes at a time, producing what can only be termed 'bemused befuddlement' from her hapless audiences. New York City being what it is, she continues to grow in popularity as her cult-like fanbase recruits more followers (with promises of cookies).