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Trail mix. Funny.
Dude, I was just looking over some previous days comments and saw yours, "What's in your Mullet?". Very Funny
I'm certainly no professional caption writer, but thought I understood the... more »
I'm certainly no professional caption writer, but thought I understood the purpose for the voting. Is rating even considered for winner?
Mmmm let's see, is it starve a fever, feed a cold? Or, hey Honey, could you get off me, I'm burning up!
Yo, white men can't dump!
On the other hand, catnipple seems to calm them down, almost hypnotize the little fellas...
Wow. I mean OMG Wow. I have to touch- may I ask? Is this seam double-stitched?
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