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And don't miss our newest short, Water Nymph. It's creepy like a kiss from your uncle.
Hey Everybody! We revamped our website so if you haven't been over to check it out lately, go take a look: www.rigortortoisecomedy.com .
And please tell all your friends and loved ones.
We're madly in love with all of you.
Due to a recent car crash at the IOwest, our show this weekend was cancelled. Luckily, no one was hurt in the crash and shows will resume on or around July 7th. We will reschedule and let you know when we are performing again.
In the meantime, keep your eyes peeled for that new video....
Although we're probably not going to end up adding Brandon to the team of Turtles, we did get Mr. Routh to shoot a short with us called "A Real Bear." We'll be premiering this new short, Saturday at 10PM on the wonderful IOWest Mainstage. For ticket info, check out west.ioimprov.com. This will be your first chance to see this new short before anyone else does.
It's been awhile since we've had a live show and we're ready to kick you in the teeth with comedy. Our live shows are completely improvised, because we are committed to giving you FRESH comedy; so fresh, you have to cut the tag off.
Please join us. We'll eat your brains if you don't.
Our newest RIGOR TORTOISE AT HOME video is up and features a very special guest star Mr. Brandon Routh! It's called A NEW GREG and it follows the turtle's search to replace Greg after his untimely death in the last episode.
Be sure to catch it and all of the episodes leading up to this momentous audition. Other videos may or may not include: Chest explosions! Under water adventure! Fight Clubs! Jenna Von Oy!
Don't miss out. And if you like what you see be sure to subscribe to us because we've got new videos coming your way every other week.
-The Turtles

















