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Yellooo all,

This is shameless attempt by me to get noticed by Matt... more »

Yellooo all,

This is shameless attempt by me to get noticed by Matt Groening and or Matt Stone. All my videos are improved on the spot and I do many voice characterizations and have the knack so I'm told. With two strings and a quarter, I crapped out those videos (except for Jack In The Box-a beloved classic IMHO), and want some payback bitch. I mean, get off the pot. While there are some great videos here, there's some that are over produced $$ and didn't get passed the "approaching a comedic tone" stage. I have dirty smelly farts that borderline taking a dump that are funnier than some of the high priced shite that's posted. Dollars don't buy comedy. I've seen hairy boils on a naked witches ass that speak volumes about what's funny compared to the "let's get a promising new director noticed and pay him nothing" homages out there. I am the only non professional, non celeb, that was actually interviewed by a major American newspaper about this very site.

Check this out http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/26/AR2007062602245.html

I don't mean to sound immodest but I know funny! I was interviewed by The Washington post-not typically known for being funny. Maybe the contacted me cause I look like a poor bastard struggling but they contacted me. I also do multiple voice characters and would love the opportunity to get into voice over work. Put down that Blackberry, get your hands off your show runners ass and contact me. Like Bill Murray once said in National Lampoons-That's Not Funny, That's Sick (one of THE greatest comedy albums of all time), "CALL UP" Make the call-put down that A List list (in fact, fucking burn it) and contact me. I'm from Canada-we breed comedians. No seriously, there are farms located up north...

Acting 101-gotta love that. So good balance and co-ordination means good... more »

Acting 101-gotta love that. So good balance and co-ordination means good acting. Who'd a thunk it? These guys should do a road picture about two brothers, that hasn't been done before. Good title could be Frankly Franco or Pepper and Francos or Two For The Francos. Get Tom Ford to direct and Annie Lebiewitz to do the marketing photogs. Nothing but models everywhere trying to make a play for the Francos-that could be like an underlying story line. Ok, maybe Two At A Time Francos would be a working title at least.