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FREE mp3, lyrics, chords and more below: What should you do with your iPod when it dies? Watch and find out! Thanks to... more >

FREE mp3, lyrics, chords and more below: What should you do with your iPod when it dies? Watch and find out! Thanks to Iresq.com for all the iPods and for helping make this video possible! http://www.iresq.com/ Thanks to iJustine (http://tastyblogsnack.com ) for collaborating with us on this! And thanks to Brookers (http://www.youtube.com/user/Brookers ) for the cameo! Get the free mp3 here: http://www.rhettandlink.com/blog/2008... Chords: Verse: G F# C B Am D; Bridge: Em Am; Rap: C B Am Lyrics: within every electronic device there lies a seed dormant and waiting to be...released somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs it will sprout...and begin to choke the life out and if you've got an iPod, you know exactly what we're talking about you pressed the power button and what happened was nothin' iTunes won't even see it now you wish you'd warranted it the Doom Seed has germinated your iPod shall not be resuscitated! now you gotta figure out whatchoo gon do with your dead iPod write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard even though it's broke you can pretend like its not to avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop use it as a weapon if you're being attacked... you know what, on second thought, scratch that. tape it to your body, call it a bod-switch put it in a hoagie, call it an iPod-wich a paper weight is lame unless there's a fan on your desk, and even in that case, a man hole cover works best. or keep it simple 'cause less is more; put it in a shoebox in the back of a drawer then 50 years from today your grandkids will find it and say: "you listened to music on this!? you mean when you were a kid, you didn't have music uploaded directly to your brain?! and you'll say "nah, we just had iPods." < less

Free mp3s, lyrics, and more: Rhett&Link bring back the Tax Rappers to share their thoughts on television. Get the free... more >

Free mp3s, lyrics, and more: Rhett&Link bring back the Tax Rappers to share their thoughts on television. Get the free mp3s (full and karaoke versions) here: http://www.rhettandlink.com/blog/2008/01/07/tvrap Lyrics: I love TV. it's my main source of entertainment. I've been hooked on it ever since the O.J. arraignment I frequent my couch to watch deal or no deal and I never miss an episode of One Tree Hill... I cry when I watch Extreme Makeover Home Edition And to boost my self-esteem--I watch Intervention. Dateline's To Catch a Predator's the one I love most Oh yeah! I got a sweet impersonation of the host "I'm Chris Hansen" "I'm just here to...change the...water filter" "So that's what they're calling it these days..." But what I'm getting at in this rap is something new and hip - Yeah, I've heard about Tivo--I'm looking in to it. No--it's an internet show. Don't feed me lies! How can one watch a show that isn't even televised! I don't have an explanation; I don't know what to think; it's two Weird Al wannabes. You mean Rhett&Link? Yeah, weren't' those guys on TV for a bit? Yeah, some show on the C-Dub--I never watched it. Their web show's live... - oh yeah? what do you feed it? I said live not alive--- they mess up and can't delete it. Is it interactive? Yeah, you can talk to these guys; with live music, live guests, and the occasional prize. Thank you for sharing so enthusiastically You've altered my TV watching habits drastically. < less