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Article A Hypothetical
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Let's say you own an ipod shuffle. Let's also say that you've got a hoodie with a very saggy front pocket. Now let's imagine you're in an airport, sitting across from numerous people. Let's say...
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Article What Would You Do For A Friend?
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The title sounds cheesy, right? Well, just read on and I can assure you that the scenario I am about to propose will test your resolve both mentally and physically. So don't be such a jerk. Jerk.Ha...
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Porn on Television
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The following is a commercial that actually aired more than two years ago on television. Please click the link and watch it in it's entirety and try not to either laugh, grimace, or throw up a l...
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Article Why Does It Hurt So Bad?
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So I hit my knee on a table at work today. After my initial reaction of wishing the world would just implode in on itself, I began to wonder what the hell would make something so seemingly insignif...
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Article Did You Drop A Jellybean?
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As odd as it may seem, this question evokes a sense of happiness in me. I reminds me of a carefree time in my life where I really had no purpose (not like now, where I'm a very successful CEO....)....
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Article McDonald's My Ass
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One day about a year and a half ago, I was driving home from work in my slugbug, rocking out to the Bee gees or Dan Fogelberg or Little River Band or some shit, and I was feeling a might gassy. So ...
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Article I Hate Door Frames
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Have you ever run into a doorframe while trying to exit a room quickly? Like you'll just clip your shoulder on the way out and it sends you a little off kilter, but you can usually recover from it...
by Rene*
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Article I Thought It Was Funny But It's Snot
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For me personally, I think that one of the greatest accomplishments in the world is being able to make someone laugh. Regular laughter amongst friends is great. A good belly laugh also has its plac...
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Article Oh My God I Suck At Life
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So I went to a job interview a few months ago. It was pretty standard and went fine. The woman wasn't really listening to any of my answers, so I felt good about that. But as I'm leaving, after ...
by Rene*
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Article The Guy That Doesn't Understand Common ...
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Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend dude.
Friend: Well, you know what they say. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Guy: I'm sorry, are you suggesting I have sex with a fish? Friend:...
by Rene*
Views: 129
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Video Pedophile Beards
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From the makers of Rapist Glasses... Introducing: "Pedophile Beards". By Jon Lajoie. www.jonlajoie.com
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This is what happens with the world of the arsonist and the pedophile collide.
There's no need to comb the beach if it's already been shaved.
After a night of heavy drinking, vomiting while begging for forgiveness had never been more convenient.
When I said I wanted my urinals shaped like madonna, this isn't what i meant.
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