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jcmac632
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Thanks. I laughed huge on the laser pointer comment. Well done!

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studio246

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GREAT! Got my vote (and my cat's)

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ventriloquism

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One man. Multiple personalities.

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"Anaconda" - Awesome! That's right. Awesome!

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There's no need to comb the beach if it's already been shaved.

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After a night of heavy drinking, vomiting while begging for forgiveness had never been more convenient.

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When I said I wanted my urinals shaped like madonna, this isn't what i meant.

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A Hypothetical

by Rene*, Tuesday March 31, 2009
 Let's say you own an ipod shuffle.  Let's also say that you've got a hoodie with a very saggy front pocket.  Now let's imagine you're in an airport, sitting across from numerous people.  Let's say you decide to listen to your ipod shuffle and therefore place it in your front pocket for convenience sake.  Now, let's say you're listening to a song that you don't wish to be listening to anymore.  What if, because you assume it will be more effective, you try to locate the "forward" button on yo... full post

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What Am I? What Am I? from thoselilrabbits
 What Am I? What Am I?
Why I love it:
it's brilliant. they touch on a question that anyone who has ever seen a doll brought to life movie (chucky, puppetmaster, demoni... more >
it's brilliant. they touch on a question that anyone who has ever seen a doll brought to life movie (chucky, puppetmaster, demonic toys) has secretly wondered. how do these dolls come with so much prior knowledge? it's both awesome and irritating. < less
 
Knock Knock from PeteandBrian
Knock Knock
Why I love it:
Twisted. but twisted to perfection. The reactions, the set up, it's great. It's like a rollercoaster, but without the vomiting ... more >
Twisted. but twisted to perfection. The reactions, the set up, it's great. It's like a rollercoaster, but without the vomiting at the end. < less
 
We've All Got Problems from Nathan Barnatt
 We've All Got Problems
Why I love it:
the intensity with which the man is bouncing so furiously is amazing. i also like that it's short and sweet. perfect.

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