My name is Red White and I love America. I also love Freedom. But who doesn't? (Terrorists, Illegals, Gays, Liberals, and the Youth, that's who doesn't!) I fight everyday to keep America Free, even if that means working a day job at a college campus where I force The Youth to uphold Lady America's values, dedicating my days off to defending her entry hole. Now I don't normally use The 'Interwebs' but I figure that in this day and age (with that foreign, pinko President) true, red blooded Americans are underrepresented. Let my exploits be a reminder that there is hope left, my friends, as we can hold out until the election of Palin in 2012.