Feminists ruined everything. I go to Walmart a lot to buy socks. Sometimes I forget the socks and buy chips or something instead. I work with kids in a motivational capacity by day. By night, I generate less than mediocre product descriptions for a website like Groupon...only less awesome. I would reveal the name of said website but I have a sneaking suspicion my boss would love to sue somebody. I would like that person to not be me. I divide my time between Southern Oregon and Los Angeles to tell jokes at the Groundlings theater. Holler.