I can fit my body into really small spaces. I can tell instantly whether someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy. I can sneak, like, 3 dogs into a movie theater. I can convince my grandmother that I’m not real. I can win a staring contest with a cat.... more »
I can fit my body into really small spaces.
I can tell instantly whether someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy.
I can sneak, like, 3 dogs into a movie theater.
I can convince my grandmother that I’m not real.
I can win a staring contest with a cat.
I can convince my mom that I’m adopted.
I can control small fires.
I can convince small children that I’m a witch.
I can staple things together that shouldn’t be stapled. « less