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what am I thinking….now?? I just subscribed to your page !! check out mine, its called channel 59 and has shows like CSI: KRISPY KREME with guests like EVA LONGORIA and JOE PESCI. plus theres THE SASQUATCH HUNTER, with guests like…er…sasquatch !! each episode is less than a minute, if you like it, subscribe back to me !!

what am I thinking….now?? I just subscribed to your page !! check out mine, its called channel 59 and has shows like CSI: KRISPY KREME with guests like EVA LONGORIA and JOE PESCI. plus theres THE SASQUATCH HUNTER, with guests like…er…sasquatch !! each episode is less than a minute, if you like it, subscribe back to me !!

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you are comedy gold!

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if i’m going to take alot of time to read anything on this site, i would like to laugh. i like this story better

My story is not earth-shattering, but it was so special to me. I am dating a man that has been through a very painful experience for a few years. He has recently gotten back into the contemporary Christian music ministry and has been trying to get... more >

if i’m going to take alot of time to read anything on this site, i would like to laugh. i like this story better

My story is not earth-shattering, but it was so special to me. I am dating a man that has been through a very painful experience for a few years. He has recently gotten back into the contemporary Christian music ministry and has been trying to get back on track. Very gifted, he has recorded in Nashville, but he still struggles with self-confidence and fear In May 2006, I attended one of my boyfriend’s concerts which was held outdoors. The stage was set up across the street from where other activities were located. People were listening to the music, but they were continuing to shop and eat,”

From here we needed some poetic license :

I wondered why they weren’t paying attention and then I realized the tuba my lover way blowing wasn’t very loud, it seemed blocked. During a break I approached him and he seemed out of breath and his face was red. I had seen him blow many times before and never appeared this fatigued. I was concerned that he was having heart troubles so I had him sit down and take deep breaths. I wondered if the problem could be with the instrument. I went over to the large organ of Jesus and flipped it over. Nothing seemed amiss and so I reached my hand inside to check for obstruction. I was shocked to feel what seemed to be a head of hair. I assumed some child had misplaced a doll there when we were at the Carnival of Christ the previous day. I struggled to pull the onject from the tube, ending up with only a handfull of wool at first. My arm could barely fit into the deep recess of the curved cavity so I had my now recovered lover blow from the front. I could hear air wizzing by and told him to blow harder. I heard the air pitch getting lower as if more was getting by the obstruction. I encouraged him to blow even harder, I think it is loosening I yelled. With all of his might he took in a deep long breath and blew that tuba like it was a brazilian shemale and I could see something coming up through the tube. Slow at first, as if it was a reluctant gopher leaving its hole on the first day of spring. As his lungs continued to push I saw the head coming…I reached my hand in to help it along and was shocked to feel it was mushy. After coaxing it along I felt empowered like a midwife, helping this doll out of its entrapment. I braced a foot on either side of the tubas opening and reached in with both hands, arching my back and stiffening my legs. I pulled on the hair and flesh, I asked the Lord ” give me the strength of a lion!!!!!” and with that I pulled the obstruction loose and fell back with it on my chest. My sign of relief was interupted by the screams of my lover, then of the cymbal player, the triangle ringer and the majorettes. I rose my head up from the ground to realize that the cause of the stifled turbines was not a childs doll, but the lifeless body of a baby. As I held her in my arms I could only wish I would have known her…her name…so from that day on when I hear the angelic notes streaming from the tuba I think of her, my precious Melody

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my wife is a psychic…being a typical husband…i never follow her advice..and i won’t allow her ghosts in my house..unless they are going to contribute in paying bills

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
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Hello Everyone I have a “New original skit with smother brothers” this was recorded in 1995 . perform by the smother’s brothers and myself “the Spaz” Its just a cute little skit, we recorded at the Debbie Reynolds hotel and casino in Las Vegas, Nevadaheres the link to listen to it.http://198.65.136... more >

Hello Everyone I have a “New original skit with smother brothers” this was recorded in 1995 . perform by the smother’s brothers and myself “the Spaz” Its just a cute little skit, we recorded at the Debbie Reynolds hotel and casino in Las Vegas, Nevada heres the link to listen to it. http://198.65.136.35/mp3/27794_SmothersBrothersandRichardSpasoff.mp3 Feel free to down load it and enjoy. This is own by kspaz Productions copyright 1995 Psychic medium Spasoff, “Known as the Spaz”

Much Love and Light Richard

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Great, a two out of one purpose. at least you have a good reception of the waves

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200 million people in China live on less than $1 a day. .50 cent less than I make in a day.

The Goodness is “China has lifted more than 200 million people out of poverty,” the director said in an interview with China Daily during the “Taking Action for the World’s Poor and Hungry People”

In 2006, th... more >

200 million people in China live on less than $1 a day. .50 cent less than I make in a day.

The Goodness is “China has lifted more than 200 million people out of poverty,” the director said in an interview with China Daily during the “Taking Action for the World’s Poor and Hungry People”

In 2006, there were 398 million mobile (or cell) phones in China. I guess communication comes first, before self starvation.

This shows how addictive those dam cell phones could be. Wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy another form of communication? How about, that old tin can phone. You know the type Thread the string through the hole in each can, and tie a knot in each end so it … Tin can telephones.. The only problem with that is you might accidentally strangle your neighbor to death with the string. Than you have a big problem, who fixes your string phone Any ideas? Much Love and Light psychic medium spasoff

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