a "squirrely", nervous, and big hearted individual. mocks subcultures and longs to be their spokesmen in the most sincerely insincere way. subversive in the most calm and polite way imaginable. loves to listen to music and write in all lower case letters and use the correct spelling. (needs an editor) hopes to bring to comedy what nietzche brought to philosophy and politics. (confusion and disgust) the typical indie kid. pretentious enough to open his mouth and too scared to partake in anything for more than one whole minute.