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"Like your mother"...very good..
I'm an ant. So strange and funny.
Bernie Mac!
Dumb, why would you keep your spare panties under the bike seat?
hmm weird I googled "asian girls" "play with balls" "dribble" and I get this?
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Why have 4 televisions if they're all in black & white?
Ommm one in the pink, one in the stink...ommmm
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