Cereal's 'Immunity' Claim Outrages Experts

Health and nutrition experts are attacking Kellogg for claims that one of its cereals benefits children's immune systems because it contains increased levels of vitamins A, C and E.

Bold lettering on the front of Cocoa Krispies boxes claims the cereal "Now helps support your child's IMMUNITY," a declaration likely to catch the eye of parents worried about the danger the H1N1 virus presents to their children.

"The idea that eating Cocoa Krispies will keep a kid from getting swine flu, or from catching a cold, doesn't make sense," Marion Nestle, a nutrition professor at New York University, told USA Today. "Yes, these nutrients are involved in immunity, but I can't think of a nutrient that isn't involved in the immune system."

After she saw the cereal box claims in August, she sent a letter to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, which has jurisdiction over false or misleading labeling. Nestle hasn't heard back from the agency.

Many others are outraged by the marketing tactic. The City of San Francisco sent a letter to the FDA asking that it make Kellogg prove its claim, USA Today reported.

The claim "was not created to capitalize on the current H1N1 flu situation," said Kellogg spokeswoman Susanne Norwitz. The cereal was developed "in response to consumers expressing a need for more positive nutrition."

WHATEVER........................................ I wont fall for your scare tactics and unforgivable marketing you silly freemasons. I (sniffle) am perfectly well and plan to remain healthy and in doing so (cough) I will avenge the human right to believe that free will to buy cereal(s) made by quaker and post, not just kelloggs will also (sneeze) give me the ability to crap my pants. 

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I've been with my wife for fourteen years and I love her very much. She failed to mention one small detail. A demon or ghost has haunted her off and on for most of her life. This totally sucks because the poltergeist just recently came back. (note demon or ghost will be referred to as poltergeist for the rest of the blog). She also just recently decided to share this whimsical fact with Yours truly. It all started shortly after I bought a private collection of comic books from some nerdy guy on Craigslist.org for an undisclosed amount of $$$. I think maybe the comic books were possessed or triggered a supernatural phenomena in this "poltergeist". I burned all the comic books but to no avail the poltergeist still lurks.

At first, I admit, it was kinda cool I mean it's getting close to Halloween. You know how people always ask, "How are You?" and you don't really have anything to say other than" fine" or "great"? I could shoot back, "Oh, I got a poltergeist in my house." and then I'm almost guaranteed to be the center of attention. Also, it was an excellent excuse to buy a ton of new electronic toys. I upgraded the computer and got a bunch of camera equipment. I told Mandi it was to film the demonic activity in our home.But I was going to buy all that stuff anyways.I have been on "electronics restriction" before, I just found a different way to break that ruling. Mandi got Owned on that one!

Here's the thing though. It's creepy.It doesn't harm the kids or Mandi. Almost every night, o.k. more like every night I am home, the poltergeist does something crazy to wake us up. Not cool.I have been hit in the head numerous times, hot sauce poured in my mouth and my fingernails have been painted. I'm a correctional officer at night so when I am home with her I have to get up early on my days off. I need my sleep. If a poltergeist turns your T.V.or lights off and on, it's one thing. If the poltergeist pounds on the wall, crunches up corn chips and spits them in your chest hairs or rips your chest hairs out one by one, it's another. You can't ignore that no matter how hard you try. It's gotten to the point where the poltergeist doesn't even have to do anything more than pull the covers back and turn the fan on high to ruin my night.I usually wake up injured and freezing, look over at Mandi and She looks terrified, almost angry with fear. All the mini dv tapes are blank when I wake up, it looks as though when Mandi gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom the poltergeist stops the cameras from recording. I watch them back and shortly after the last time code stamp on the tape is usually right before I actually wake up every single time.

The constant threat is enough to stress us out, especially Mandi. She seems freaked out all the time. I think there seems to be more to this story that she's not saying.She never tells Me when something happens to her, I guess she doesn't want me to worry. I'M SCARED MAN! You'd think, with all the cameras, we could really pick up some activity.Mandi is at my throat lately, I know it's because She loves Me and can't bear to see this happen to Me. Mandi's just a bundle of nerves and can not chill out.I feel so bad for her having to watch this evil thing torture me from getting rest. I just wish she wouldn't worry about Me so much, It's like pulling teeth to get along lately. She is about to Graduate with a degree,she has a super awesome Husband,4 awesome kids, an awesome computer, expensive cameras, threat of demonic activity, and an awesome house. What more could a wife want?


Anyhow, I don't really know where I'm going with this but I feel that things are going to have to come to a head. I'm not sure what to do. Everything I try pisses off the poltergeist even more. I let Mandi bring the local "ghostbuster" guy back today but he was kind of rude You know the type Hunky, Prettyboy, useless, looks like a poolboy and then He took off without doing anything... again. I told Mandi he was worthless.She said He was the best at what He does. Whatever. We have talked about it and I am thinking of upping my life insurance policy. Perhaps we should pack up the kids and stay at a hotel tonight?

1 Blink repeatedly when someone is speaking to you as if You are listening intently.
 2 Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
3 tap loudly on your watch with your pen while talking to others.
 4 Speak only in a "robot" voice. 5 Blow your nose when some one is eating.
6 Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one else will "eat your food " !
7 Name your dog "Dog."
8 Name your Cat "Dog."
 9 Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
10 Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
11 Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
12 Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
 13 Drum on every available surface.
 14 Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page
 15 Set alarms for random times.
16 Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
 17 oNlY tYpE lIkE tHiS a MiXtUrE oF uPpEr AnD lOwErCaSe 18 dont use any punctuation either
19 Repeat everything someone says back to them, but in the form of a question.
20 Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
21 Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
22 Tell people they are just jealous that "the voices" only speak to You, not them.
23 Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
24 Wear a LOT of cologne.
25 Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
6 Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
 27 Never make eye contact.
28 Never break eye contact.
29 Make appointments for the 31st of September.
30 Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
31 Unplug/disconnect Your Boss's phone extension.
 32 Go out of your way to be nice and charming, and make a big show of getting your wives friends together to celebrate her special day. Make sure to invite the friends who are not really friends but friends that she's always competing with and wanting to impress. After dinner, make a great toast announcing what a unique person your wife is.Call Your wife Pet Names in Front of Her Friends like "Hairy Shoulders" or "Big Knees" and then give her a package of Beano and announce "So there will be no gas".

1. ^{Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.}
2. ^{In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."}
3. ^{Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."}
4. ^{If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.}
5. ^{Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.}
6. ^{Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."}
7. ^{Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."}
8. ^{Practice making fax and modem noises.}
9. ^{Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.}
10. ^{Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.}
11. ^{Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."}
12. ^{Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.}
13. ^{Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.}
14. ^{Holler random numbers while someone is counting.}
15. ^{Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."}
16. ^{Staple pages in the middle of the page.}
17. ^{Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.}
18. ^{Honk and wave to strangers.}
19. ^{Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.}
20. ^{TYPE IN UPPERCASE.}
21. ^{type only in lowercase.}
22. ^{dont use any punctuation either}
23. ^{Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.}
24. ^{Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."}
25. ^{As much as possible, skip rather than walk.}
26. ^{Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.}
27. ^{Ask people what gender they are.}
28. ^{While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.}
29. ^{Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.}
30. ^{Sing along at the opera.}
31. ^{Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.}
32. ^{Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."}

I could leave a comment on Dave's page but a blog post says so much more.

So...HI DAVE!!!

Ok the picture included in  this blog was taken on a road trip on a long drive back to Nashville from Atlanta by way of Crimson Tide country. I saw the above scenic wonder and had to stop in awestonishement and disbelief. You mean to tell Me these Hicks have never heard the term "Johnson" or "Big Johnson". C'mon anyway too wonderful to not share, stuff like this is why I love living in the South because I can always find someone dumber than Me.so BooYa and  Dive For Dollars Bitches.