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if you don’t rob me right now (cause i am a fuckin’ fool) i’ll let you hang out on my deck and smoke weed.

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if you don’t rob me right now (cause i am a fuckin’ fool) i’ll let you hang out on my deck and smoke weed.

...ps…taylor hawkins once chased me from 17st and park ave to 21st and lex with a scissors…he had just cut off his locks and was trying to steal mine.

Ok my good man you got my attention, mainly because “over here”... more »

Ok my good man you got my attention, mainly because “over here” is my absolute favorite phrase ever uttered by humans. So now is a crucial time but have faith for I will be completely judging you based on what is written next

Heres a thought you could oh i dont know gang bang me as a sketch. It wont... more »

Heres a thought you could oh i dont know gang bang me as a sketch. It wont be so much “funny” but more spreading joy!

Hey can we be silent friends..see what i did there ..i used a line you said... more »

Hey can we be silent friends..see what i did there ..i used a line you said in one of you videos..So you would know i can connect funny things i see to real life..SEE! That mean I clever…SEE…I told you yah…soooooooo…ummm…this is awkward…