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>> MARY POPPINS. 
 >> I'M AFRAID I'M LEAVING FOR

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GOOD THIS TIME CHILDREN. 
 >> BUT WHY?

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>> HOLD THIS. 

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I'M ONLY PAID THE
 FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE. 

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SEE?

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>> BUT YOU HAVE 
MAGICAL POWERS.

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YOU WOULD THINK THAT WOULD
 ENTITLE ME, TO MORE THAN $7.25 AN HOUR.

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>> (sings) please don't 
leave this choice position

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we will die of malnutrition

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>> JANE, DON'T BE DRAMATIC.

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IN EVERY JOB THAT MUST BE DONE, 
YOU MUST BE PAID IN 

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MORE THAN FUN. 
YOU GET YOUR 

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PAYCHECK, AND 
SNAP, FEDERAL,

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AND STATE INCOME TAX, 
MEDICARE, AND SOCIAL

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SECURITY. WHY, YOU'RE
 LIVING BELOW THE POVERTY LINE. 

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(sings) and every job 
you start to do 

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can quickly go askew 

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the pay's too low 

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I can't live on this doe 

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just a $3 dollar increase 
can make a living wage

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it makes a living wage

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 it makes a living wage

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just a $3 dollar increase 
can make a living wage

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I don't get these 
birds for free 

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(snaps)

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a penguin hops 
an off to work 

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is feeling like
 a stupid jerk 

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he can't even buy 
some fish to feed his kids

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he takes a second
 job at night

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the penguin parents
 start to fight 

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they're broke, 
they smoke

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they're college 
funds a joke

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(snaps)

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just a $3 dollar increase 
can make a living wage

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it makes a living wage

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 it makes a living wage

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just a $3 dollar increase 
can make a living wage

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I still don't get these
 birds for free 

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the CEO's in fancy suits 

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each giving their 
own trumpet toots

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forget how hard 
it is to work a shift

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they don't like 
to break a sweat 

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they prefer to 
just collect

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>> they take 
 >> they give

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>> a lot 
 >> so much 

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>> it's really got to stop... 
 >> ...start

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>> ARE YOU A REPUBLICAN?

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>> I DO LOVE A 
GOOD TEA PARTY. 

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>> CHEEKY.

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(sings) just a $3 dollar increase
 can make a living wage

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I get my birds from Mexico

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WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST 
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALI - 
 BULL SHIT

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