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- YEAH BABY. 
 - WHAT'S UP?

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YES.

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I LOVE HANGING WITH YOU BROS.

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THIS IS GREAT.

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PROBST, CUBES, LISTEN UP.

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I GOT DAUGHTRY
 ON THE OLD GOOGLE GLASS. 

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(SINGING) WHAT'S UP?

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WHAT'S UP BRO? YOU'RE HANGING 
WITH THE COOL SQUAD.

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THAT'S WHAT I'VE NICKNAMED OUR 
 GROUP OF FRIENDS.

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THE COOL SQUAD.

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JUST US GUYS. NO GIRLS ALOUD. (LAUGHS).

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PICK ONE!

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I'M SORRY TO DO THIS GUYS, BUT 
 I HAVE SOMETHING I HAVE TO GET

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OFF MY CHEST.

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HEY I'M DERICK. THIS IS MY BROTHER 
 BRENEN-- HE SUCKS!

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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKS?

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HEALTH INSURANCE.

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(LAUGHS) SORRY, I JUST CAN'T 
 SAY THOSE TWO WORDS TOGETHER WITHOUT

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CRACKING UP. HEALTH INSURANCE 
 EQUALS FEAR, AND I'M NOT 

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AFRAID OF ANYTHING BRO. 

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I'VE HAD 14 CONCUSSIONS, AND I 
 LIKE THEM. I DON'T EVEN 

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VACCINATE MY KIDS. HEY, THEY GET POLIO, THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.

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MY PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN IS 
 ANTHONY BOURDAIN.

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I'VE BEEN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING 
 7 TIMES. I FIND IT EROTIC. 

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I NEVER DRINK WATER, BECAUSE 
 IT TASTES WEIRD, AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

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SPOILER ALERT, I WIN SEASON 
 7 OF THE VOICE.

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I ONCE DRANK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF 
 ANTIFREEZE, AND IT HAD NO EFFECT.

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LIKE, NONE. I JUST WENT HOME,  
WATCHED DISC 2 OF SEASON 4 OF

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ENTOURAGE, AND WENT TO BED EARLY.

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I HAVE 3 SEPARATE FAMILIES THAT 
 DON'T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER.

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I MAKE MY OWN BOTOX. WHAT'S 
 THAT? YOU WANT SOME? 

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(BLEEP) YOU!

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MY HOUSE WAS FUMIGATED FOR 
 TERMITES. I JUST HUNG

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OUT IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME.

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I HAVEN'T HAD A CAR SINCE 2010. 
 THE DAY MY WIFE AND KIDS 

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LEFT ME I HAD A SALTINE, AND IT 
 WAS DOPE. 

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STD'S? HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT 
 STP? STONE TEMPLE PILOTS.

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THAT'S A GOOD BAND.

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SO, UH, YEAH, HEALTH INSURANCE, 
 SAVE IT FOR SOMEONE WHO

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GIVES A DARN.

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OKAY, WE GOOD HERE?

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I GOT A BACKGAMMON GAME WITH ROD STEWART 
 I CAN'T BE LATE. 

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WE'RE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS. 

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OH... GOD... 

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NO, MY ANKLE. 

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MY SWEET LITTLE ANKIE. 

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ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

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NO, SHUT UP!

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I NEED AN AMBULANCE. 

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WE COULD, BUT WITHOUT HEALTH 
 INSURANCE AN AMBULANCE IS GOING

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TO COST A COUPLE OF THOUSAND DOLLARS. 

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WHAT?

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YEAH.

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THAT'S SO EXPENSIVE.

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GET MARK CUBAN NOW.

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CUBAN!

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IF YOU HAD HEALTH INSURANCE, THIS 
 WOULD BE SO STRAIGHT FORWARD.

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DON'T EVEN SAY THE WORD 
 HEALTH INSURANCE RIGHT NOW.

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I'M HURT. 

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THAT'S THE BEST TIME TO SAY 
 HEALTH INSURANCE. 

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(SCREAMS) IT HURTS. 

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