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SO, IT SAYS HERE MADONNA IS REINVENTING HERSELF AGAIN. 

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HEY, DID YOU GET THAT LETTER FROM THE DOCTOR YET?

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I DID. 

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WHAT DID IT SAY?

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MY DAD'S GAY.

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I KNEW IT.

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THOSE BLOOD TESTS DON'T LIE.

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[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]

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WHO'S THAT?

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IT'S MY LANDLORD, PEARL.

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[DOOR KNOCKS]

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I'M REALLY LATE ON MY RENT.

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OH, I'M GETTING OUT OF 
HERE MAN. SHE'S NASTY.

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NO, NO, PLEASE, I NEED YOU TO STAY.

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THIS IS GOING TO BE UGLY.

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HI PEARL.

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WHERE'S THE RENT?

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO RAISE YOUR VOICE.

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YOU PAY NOW!

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I CAN GIVE YOU HALF.

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YOU PAY...

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...NOW, BITCH!

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HEY DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, OKAY.

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I'M TIRED OF THIS CRAP. 

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LOOK, I...I THOUGHT I WAS CLEAR 
IN MY EMAIL, THAT I NEED A 
COUPLE OF WEEKS.

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I WORK TOO HARD...

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CAN I JUST GET TWO MORE WEEKS?

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I WANT MY MONEY.

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YOU NEED TO RELAX.

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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

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UH-UH!

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I WANT MY MONEY, BITCH.

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HEY DON'T CALL ME A BITCH. 

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 I'M A GROWN MAN!

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BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH...

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GOD YOU'RE MEAN.

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[WEEPS]

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[LAUGHS]

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DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME CRYING.

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YOU'LL BE EVICTED.

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I'M NOT DOING SO GOOD PEARL.

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I PUT YOU ON THE STREETS.

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PEARL, I'M GONNA PAY YOU. 
I'M WORKING 3 JOBS RIGHT NOW.

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I'M WORKING NIGHTS. I'M DRIVING A CAB.

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I'M INSIDE WITH MY BUDDY RIGHT
 NOW JUST GOING OVER MY RESUME.

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I'M GONNA SMACK YOU.

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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT.

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YOU NEED TO RELAX.

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I WANT MY MONEY!!

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LOOK, WHY DO YOU NEED YOUR 
MONEY SO FAST? C'MON.

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I NEED TO GET MY DRINK ON.

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YOU SCARE ME.

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YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC.

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CAN I HAVE 4 BEERS?

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SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC.

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YEAH YOU'RE DRUNK.

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I KNEW IT.

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YOU'RE ALREADY DRUNK.

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I'M JUST BUZZED.

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YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION TO 
DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.

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I'M TAKING MY BEER.

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JUST TAKE YOUR BEER AND GET 
OUT OF HERE OKAY. 

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YEAH WE'LL TALK TOMORROW.

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THIS ISN'T OVER. 

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COME, MOMMY.

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JESUS.

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