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♫ Zach Morris is trash

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(school bell rings)

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- [Narrator] Zack Morris enters the school store

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where Kelly works to berate

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and judge her coworkers for being different.

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- There's nothing in here any normal person

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would want to buy.

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- [Narrator] Unable to accept

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that this store he's never been to

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sells stuff he doesn't like, Zack takes it upon himself

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to get these nerds fired.

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Zack makes his case to Mr. Belding.

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- Their best seller is flesh colored bandaids for nerds.

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- [Narrator] Then age shames him in his own office.

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- You know you've proven

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that people over 40 still belong in a workplace.

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- [Narrator] Mr. Belding finally caves to Zack's bullying

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and agrees to let Zack run the store,

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but asks him to please handle

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this delicate situation gracefully.

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So Zack makes this announcement to the entire school.

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- Will the three dweebs who used to run

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the school store please report to the principal's office.

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- [Narrator Zack gives the store a makeover,

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replacing all the school supplies, textbooks

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and SAT prep guides with sunglasses, beach balls,

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and those books for kids that come

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with a bag of magic tricks.

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But for some reason, nobody is lining up

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to buy Zack's novelty clock backpacks.

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When the girls go to swimsuit practice

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and Screech leaves for photo club,

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Zack gets one of his signature great ideas.

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- Screech, go get your camera.

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We're gonna take pictures of the girls in the pool.

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- [Narrator] Yikes, Zack sends Screech in full scuba gear

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to take pictures of the female swim team

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without their consent so he can sell them

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in a Girls Of Bayside swimsuit calendar for $5 a pop.

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The girls are excited about the new customers,

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until they see the giant cardboard cutouts,

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of some super casual candid moments at practice, 

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advertising the unauthorized calendars.

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They demand Zack stop selling them immediately, he refuses.

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Mr. Belding tells Zack to destroy every last calendar,

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when a strange man with a goatee appears who was drawn

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to the school thanks to the photos of underage girls

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in bathing suits that his friend who works

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at a print shop showed him.

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He says he's a fashion magazine photographer

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and is looking for three models for an upcoming spread

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on high school fashion, which everyone believes

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even though this creep looks like

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he got dressed in the dark.

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The girls jump at the chance to be famous

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and Zack says he's happy to recommend them

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as the best models in the calendar

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if they agree to let him keep selling.

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The girls agree to Zack's extortion.

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The girls have a photo shoot all over school,

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including at the student store

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which means they had to close it for business,

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and the pictures turn out great!

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So great that this man who they just met

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and for some reason still believe works in fashion 

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despite that shirt, wants to take Kelly

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to Paris for a month for more photo shoots.

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Zack narcissistically makes this all about him and decides

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to sabotage Kelly's potentially life changing opportunity.

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- If Kelly goes to Paris, she'll forget about me forever.

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I've gotta find some way to make her stay.

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- [Narrator] Zack begins psychologically manipulating Kelly,

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first reminding the girls that Paris

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means she'll miss their upcoming swim meet.

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Then telling Slater Paris means she won't be able

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to work with him on their science project.

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Then asking Screech to pretend to cry,

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and telling Kelly he doesn't want to make her feel bad

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or anything but Screech is crying

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because she's missing his birthday next week.

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- Gosh, I feel like I'm disappointing everybody.

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- [Narrator] The gang tries to take Kelly

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to a goodbye lunch, but she can't make it

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because of one last photo shoot.

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Zack says he'll invite everybody to the photo shoot,

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which sounds great to Kelly, then Zack turns around

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and lies to his friends that Kelly doesn't want them there

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because it's unprofessional.

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Zack arrives at Kelly's photo shoot alone

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and says nobody came because they're angry at her

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for all the ways she's let them down.

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This emotionally destroys Kelly forcing her to

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run off the set in tears.

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The creep in the ugly shirt sees

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right through Zack's mind games,

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shames him for taking away Kelly's opportunity,

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and is somehow the voice of reason in all of this.

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Zack shows up at Kelly's house to confess and apologize.

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And gives her permission to go to Paris

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because he still thinks he owns her

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because he never learned anything.

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Let's review.

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Zack Morris got three innocent students fired,

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turned a high school student store

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into his personal toy chest, sold illegal swimsuit photos

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of his underage classmates,

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which brought this creep out of the woodwork,

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and when this gave Kelly a life changing opportunity,

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he psychologically manipulated her

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into feeling bad about it, and never learned anything

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from any of it.

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Zack Morris is trash.

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♫ Zach Morris is trash

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(school bell rings)