Crystal The Pistol (pistol)

Hello. I'm Crystal The Pistol.

Female , 22 years old

Last Login: about 1 year ago

Joined: about 1 year ago

About:

half english, half italian. this means that i cook dinner better than your mom, drink more than your dad, and dance better than you. outside of being an dancing alcoholic with an addiction to my kitchen, i'm a semi-professional stencil artist, a semi-professional go-go dancer, an art his... more >

Website: www.myspace.com/dddango

Hometown: san francisco

Current City: san francisco

Country: United States of America

URL: funnyordie.com/pistol

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Hometown Heroes

love it when he picks up the guitar.

(posted about 1 year ago)

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Under Pressure

wow. what the fuck is wrong with you people? jesus. vanilla ice is a washed up piece of shit. david bowie and queen are actually god. and you dipshits need to brush up on your musical knowledge and pull your culturally starved heads out of your asses.

on a side note, um, yeah, video was not fun... more >

(posted about 1 year ago)

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