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I wouldn't be lying if I said I was thin.
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This is what would happen if Crazy Eddie was a news reporter, while wearing a bikini. But it's just me drunk during Ike.
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by Pinner, Saturday December 6, 2008
Shit Happens.
According to various religions and spiritual philosophies
TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit ...
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