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False, I can count the times…I’ve been keeping a diary…let’s see, my serious voyeristic nature has gotten me into trouble with the police 993 (peeks into your bedroom window) times…when I get to 1,000 I’m going to celebrate by buying a new pair of binoculars.

You like to start tickle fights with strangers.

False, I can count the times…I’ve been keeping a diary…let’s see, my serious voyeristic nature has gotten me into trouble with the police 993 (peeks into your bedroom window) times…when I get to 1,000 I’m going to celebrate by buying a new pair of binoculars.

You like to start tickle fights with strangers.

False, I snuck into your house last night and helped myself to her… My vibrating sex dolls and I were having a tea party and we had an extra chair, so what was there to do but stroll the neighborhood peeking into each and every window searching for another vibrating sex doll to join us for tea, bisc... more >

False, I snuck into your house last night and helped myself to her… My vibrating sex dolls and I were having a tea party and we had an extra chair, so what was there to do but stroll the neighborhood peeking into each and every window searching for another vibrating sex doll to join us for tea, biscuits and of course lots of lots of vibrating sex?

You’re sitting in a corner, hopped up on goofballs, laughing at the pink dancing elephant who’s wearing a sparkly tutu and doing the can can in the middle of your room.