This is How You Prevent Your iPhone From Being Stolen

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Description: I have a certain set of skills. All of which are available on the latest iOS update. (via Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/lc8p2/no_one_is_stealing_my_phone_because_this_is_now/)

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Patience is overrated...

Alone forever eh?! And all I would reply back to this phone is "good luck" D:
I would loose it if I got this text..
Lol' love itttt
haha thats funny
I send those types of text messages to my EX girlfriends all the time. I don't see what's the big deal on this pic.. Hahahaha!!!
ingeniuos
This is the same guy that saved Jar Jar. Somehw I find his judgement lacking. :(
Whats funny about this?? Its not even cool. It was in the movie but not in everyday life because how many times does that really happen?
Caption should read "This is How You Prevent Your iPhone From Being TAKEN"
Soooooo the thief is going to see into the future, see the text he will receive if he steals the phone, piss his pants and decide not to take it?
Where was this a week ago when some asshole actually mugged me for my iPhone!!! Lol, it could have been potentially useful!
love it!
what? no 3rd rock fans out here?
YOU CAN"T SAY THAT!!!!!!! HA HA HA
Chuck Norris would have been better! Google won't even search for him.
Good luck...
My birthday. boom.
Next time a wrong number call me I'm gonna *69 them and say that!
that's a good idea ....
Exactly !
blah blah blah this is now my home screen and lock screen for my ipad
why did i just try to slide to view the ipod with my mouse?
I did this and the person who found my phone was going to press charges because they felt threatened...
Should I have done this?
i feel like thats my phone

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