Parental Crossing Sign
From howtobeadad.com : You’ve seen the pleasant Pedestrian Crossing signs where the silhouettes of a man and a woman move across some black lines. He gallantly holds the arm of the... more »
From howtobeadad.com : You’ve seen the pleasant Pedestrian Crossing signs where the silhouettes of a man and a woman move across some black lines. He gallantly holds the arm of the woman and they both have neat little bags in their arms, probably laptops they’ll whip out at the local Starbucks. They’re pedestrians, it’s what they do. Well, let’s fast forward passed their whirlwind romance, passed their staring into each other’s eyes and hiding their smiles behind the rims of their choice of caffienated beverage… They’ve got three kids now. And they are making their Hellish way across those black lines. They’ll get there eventually, so don’t honk, you bastard. It’s rough enough managing three little stick figures. « less
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From howtobeadad.com : You’ve seen the pleasant Pedestrian Crossing signs where the silhouettes of a man and a woman move across some black lines. He gallantly holds the arm of the woman and they both have neat little bags in their arms, probably laptops they’ll whip out at the local Starbucks. They’re pedestrians, it’s what they do. Well, let’s fast forward passed their whirlwind romance, passed their staring into each other’s eyes and hiding their smiles behind the rims of their choice of caffienated beverage… They’ve got three kids now. And they are making their Hellish way across those black lines. They’ll get there eventually, so don’t honk, you bastard. It’s rough enough managing three little stick figures.
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