Area Man Swayed by Fundamentalist's "well though-out" Tirade

Description: "Yah, I see it now, America 'is' the 'Big Satan'." Area man, Joe Crawford had to admit after a ten minute coherent, well constructed lambasting of Western Society. Delivered by fellow party goer and fundamentalist Abu Mabi, currently in America on a student visa he received in 2003, the shouted wisdom masterfully wove together an array of topics. "He really opened my eyes." Said Crawford, Nobody had explained it to me in such an easy, point by point manner thus far, but I have to say, his tirade was pure, indisputable logic."