The Wish That Will Never Come True

Description: I really hope the editor of whatever newspaper this is looked at it and was like "Yup, this is great stuff. Top-notch reporting. My only issue is that she's smiling. Otherwise, this would be above the fold for sure." (via Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gbdes/what_is_something_you_wish_you_had_but_cant_have/)