Jerry Sandusky's Resume

Former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky is on the job hunt, and it's not going to be easy. He can deny the sexual abuse allegations all he wants, but let's face it his resume raises some red flags.
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  • This gave me the creeps. Uck.
  • it's called the Nittany Mall, do some research. and besides, he was a fantastic Santa.
  • Hahaha very funny
  • Wow! Too soon?
  • Yikes- As much as I found it disgusting, I did giggle alittle inside. Hope the poor man finds some help.
  • sorry. Not even close to funny.
  • If you think this is too soon you probably shouldn't be on Funny or Die.
  • Everything is spot on except the "Child Molester - 1/14/77-11/9/2011" part. It should read "1/14/77 - ???" because you never know if he is going to stop.
  • i threw up in my mouth ,a little !
  • Funny or Die? Die!
  • Again if you can't handle or just don't see the humor find another site!
  • THIS IS FUNNY I WOULDNT GIVE HIM A JOB
  • I hear the Boy Scouts of America are hireing.
  • Never to soon, just not that funny...
  • unfair. I'm scowled at when I make Penn State jokes. Damn you, funny or die!
  • thats great FUNNY!!!! LOVE IT
  • Come on people.. it's insulting and making fun of a sick child molester..... as if this is NEVER done in society?? They aren't making fun of the victims. If you don't find it funny....... you don't have a sense of humor!
  • Funny, but his job at Penn State ended in 1999 and he was no longer part of the 2nd Mile as of 2010.
  • Laugh at it all or laugh at none of it.
  • I lost it at "Diddling" at the end.
  • Why don't you have a seat, right over here. What do you have in the bag there?
  • Funny but accurate story of this creeps life. Seriously, what punishment is enough for a monster like this on? He even started a care center for disadvantages kids?? ...suddenly death by stoning almost looks like something I would give some thought. 40 + year of continuous child abuse??? seriously?
  • funny!!!
  • not too soon. just not funny.
  • Too soon...definitely...he should have waited at least another year to try to get another job! (And while heaven has closed it's doors, hell is always hiring)
 
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