BREAKING NEWS: Naked Man Covered in Crisco Has Something to Say
Makes sense, actually. I don't see what the big deal is. (via: http://distinguishedbaloney.tumblr.com/post/33305396980)
- Did they find his meth in one of his fat pockets? He's supposed to be naked.
- I remember when I used to do that shit...sounds like a lame night to me
- Was he deaf? If he was, he would be "greased-up deaf guy."
- Why did they arrest him? Is it a crime to go out looking to party, wearing only grease? Welcome to Obama's America.
- I was REALLY surprised this wasn't Mr. Belding...
- he's naked and has pockets?
- Drugs and baking grease never, ever, ever mix...now there's a song for ya Taylor Swift.
- This is your Brain......this is your brain on Crisco!
- So yea... this is my old boss from when I worked at Arbys in high school...
- he was just tryin to get baked.....
- a naked man with pockets??
- WTF
- They said he was naked..... So, where did this "pocket" come from??
- So they found meth in his shorts? I thought he was naked?
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