This is a real person. Apparently Golem and the burn victim from Red Dragon had a child put it in a burlap sack threw it down 7 flights of stairs, before letting Chuck Norris master the roundhouse kick on it while feeding... more »

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Botox, narcissism, poor life choices, bad vision, lack of mirrors, dead eyes/expression/heart/soul, and payback via God, roundhouse via Chuck Norris. The tags are there to get your attention.

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