The Strawberry Strudel

Description: Only a few moments ago we were told of devastating news. Our close friend and personal confidant, Minty Timmons has passed. I was told he was caught in the crossfire of a massive coke deal gone wrong in ———-. According to eye-witnesses approximately, “…14 machine gun bullets were fired directly into his face, and 8 into his crotch…”. Apparently Timmons didn’t die and he was witnessed by Malonedies as he, “…withered around on the ground in gut wrenching pain for around 12 hours before a bus driver found his body.” I commented on how I was disappointed that he had died a virgin. However, Malonedies assured me he wasn’t, “While he was on the ground after being shot 22 times I buttfucked him and came on his mangled face…I call it a strawberry strudel.” Re-creations of the scenes were made for court, we managed to get our hands on one of the pictures digitally enhanced to show Malonedies performing the strawberry strudel on Minty Timmons’ face. To see more stories like this go to: http://foldedbrilliance.wordpress.com/