A New Candidate for Greatest Resume Ever

Technically, it's a cover letter. But we'll let that slide as we offer this man a corner office and all the ninja stars he can handle. (via Buzzfeed: ... more »
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  • new resume
  • Brennan Huff & Dale Doback must have had a resume like this in 'Step Brothers'
  • Roanald Dvorak! someone didnt do the best job covering up their name!
  • I think I might just rip that one off.
  • this is stupid and could have been waaaaaay funnier.
  • thats stupid? just the vact that he killed a hawk with a Ninja star makes it fantastic
  • This sounds like something RAAAAAAAANDY would write. XD
  • I would bet $100 that his email is roanalddvorak@gmail.com the bottom of the page him saying his first name gave his full name, also the email at the top the last letter is an k.
  • He spelled taupe wrong. Only thing I found wrong with it lol.
  • Eight months ago called: http://www.reddit.com/comments/d670x/the_most_ridiculous_application_for_jobuntil_we/
  • A Proper Resume
  • I have been calling out his name for the past week, and no response. Epic FAIL, Roanald!
  • That was hilarious!
  • Experienced in brown-nosing, back-stabbing, butt-kissing, snitching, and gossiping.
  • Angelyka Dy Jho Garcia Jhie Juanitas Quinto Katrina Principe Eto kabog ang candidates natin dito! :P
  • This guy is awesome
  • LMAO who wouldn't hire this guy?!?! c'mon he killed a hawk with a ninja star ;p
  • I wish i had a business i would hire this guy
  • do they realize that his last name "Dyorak" is clearly listed on the bottom of the page? someone might want to hide that cause i'm googling his ass now
  • This is how I got my last job...
  • i'm totally using this and you need to as well Rachael Norman, it kills
  • I've tried everything else to get a job, maybe this one would work...LOL
  • FUNNY! if he could get his head through my front door...he'd be a KICK to have at a party!
  • That's my BOOM STICK y'all
  • You need a cover letter for your resume? Motherflipping check all over that!!
 
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