The First Few Pages of Michael Bay's Script to 'Ninja Turtles'

Michael Bay has riled up the fans of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as he plans to reboot the franchise with some changes: they're no longer teenagers. And they're aliens, not... more »
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  • Shit just got real.
  • So real....
  • This probably isn't far from the current script knowing this hack.
  • I'd still watch it...
  • personaly idgaf about the tmnt and its a pretty simple concept so of course he's going to fuck it up but it dosen't matter because everybody who commented is going to be in the theatre growning 10 dollars broker then when they came in
  • Fuck Michael Bay.
  • I want to see this movie now...
  • Yeah the CIA get thier intel from news reports
  • I'll wait for the bootleg...
  • Now I'm glad Michael Bay is screwing up the history of the TMNT's, because this is priceless. Up yours Mr. Bay!
  • if anyone can screw up something already as stupid as the ninja turtles, it's michael bay! go for it!
  • I'm still angry at this idiot for leaving Hot Rod out of Transformers, so I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves Leonardo out of TMNT.
  • This movie needs more explosions...
  • I'm actually shocked to see that April O'neal isn't getting gang banged by the turtles while Splinter films it. Just sayin'. Mr.Bay, you epically suck mutated turtle nuts. Hope you don't get any "Ooze" on ya...
  • Looks legit.
  • I got a STD from just reading this
  • Yep, this all sounds about 103% accurate.
 
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