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  • If you're standing next to Gwyneth Paltrow and you hate your life, you have problems...
  • maybe Steve had a typo and meant wife ?
  • Martin Short was palming Steve's ass
  • Steve Martin is well known for sarcasm. Listen to Comedy is Not Pretty, one of the best stand up comedy acts ever.
  • I think Steve was upset that Gwyneth was wearing a great gown...and he wanted to try it on.
  • Or that Gwyneth Paltrow is just as sufferable as people say...
  • wheeeeeeaaaa
  • She is so fine.
  • Poor Marty ....
  • ecchh-lecch - tic ... I'd say! (but then, I think it's fun to make up words ... of which there are really none ... for this collection ... it's unique!
  • Steve Martin <3
  • The youth of today sometimes really make me sad. :( Some of the comments below are so ......... hmmpf!
  • im horny:)
  • . . . i think Steve is showing the dark side that Bob Dylan imparted to him, that is of being something of a pathological liar ! ! !
  • It seems sarcasm doesn't translate that well on the interwebs. Also, people of my generation tend to not get it anyways. :(
  • Dude. Seriously. I wish that he actually wasn't being sarcastic this time.
  • We love them both! theshaggycarpet.com
  • gwyneth is hot
  • You people are idiots! It's obviously a sarcasm.
  • Pretty sure he was referencing his jealousy of not being Chris Martin. Or maybe I'm just projecting.
  • what about Martin Short?
  • If Steve Martin married Martin Short, Martin Short would have to change his name to Martin Martin.
  • Martin Short has something to do with it. what'd'do?
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  • Dude it's steve martin ! His tweets are allways for comedy not to be taking serieusly like when he was on jury duty xD