North Korea + Google = Death to America
Google’s executive chairman, Eric Schmidt traveled to North Korea on Monday to meet with its supreme leader Kim Jong-un. The Internet was banned under the strict rule of Kim Jong-il,... more »
Google’s executive chairman, Eric Schmidt traveled to North Korea on Monday to meet with its supreme leader Kim Jong-un. The Internet was banned under the strict rule of Kim Jong-il, but unlike his father, Kim Jong-un has decided to be more lenient when it comes to using Western technology and embraced Google for its superior search capabilities. After meeting with Schmidt, the Communist ruler said that he was already excited that North Korea’s top scientists will soon have the ability to google, “how to develop more effective long range missiles,” so they can finally strike at the heart of America. « less
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Google’s executive chairman, Eric Schmidt traveled to North Korea on Monday to meet with its supreme leader Kim Jong-un. The Internet was banned under the strict rule of Kim Jong-il, but unlike his father, Kim Jong-un has decided to be more lenient when it comes to using Western technology and embraced Google for its superior search capabilities. After meeting with Schmidt, the Communist ruler said that he was already excited that North Korea’s top scientists will soon have the ability to google, “how to develop more effective long range missiles,” so they can finally strike at the heart of America.
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