Best Dating Profile Written by a Non-Murderer

Your prince charming is here. And he certainly won't murder you. (via Some e Cards: http://some.ly/guQbx7)

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Description: Your prince charming is here. And he certainly won't murder you. (via Some e Cards: http://some.ly/guQbx7)

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Patience is overrated...

He's a keeper.
totally i feel so safe reading that
hes a catch!
funny!
what are you doing with you life... certainly not murdering anyone!!??
As I Lay Dying (band) has nothing to do with murder
Shovel (for gardening). Hahaha this is hilarious!
Assuring.
omg wtf
i love how they have similar people they suggest. awahahahah
My mother's underwear (as keepsake) o_O weird ....but funny
what a catch!
All you ladies looking for the perfect man, here you go!
Fantastic!
yep... that was pretty great
Not murdering... mostly digging
This is funny as hell
hahahahhahahaha
Too funny...lol
I really am looking for a guy who won't murder me. Maybe I should look this guy up.
it would suck if you were a similar user
where have you been all my life? LOL
i wont murder you
Damn, too bad I was looking for someone to murder me! Syke! (who says that other than 5 year olds! lol)
Funny as hell!

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