Finally, "The Truth Why Dinosaurs Are Extinct," revealed by Sarah Palin.
An exhibit at the new Sarah Palin Natural History Museum of dinosaurs living in sin. Dinosaurs perished in Noah's Great Flood after being kicked off the Ark for eating everybody..... more »
An exhibit at the new Sarah Palin Natural History Museum of dinosaurs living in sin. Dinosaurs perished in Noah's Great Flood after being kicked off the Ark for eating everybody.. An animatronic Moses is glaring at the survivors who had been in the restroom, raising his cane, and saying in Hebrew-talk: "Shame! You will all roast in Hell!....What? Oh. You're sure... Okay. There is no Hell for dinosaurs. Sorry. Carry on.." You can see Russia from our roof! And at our Observatory, sometimes you can see Heaven! It's right behind the moon! You might even see Grandma talkin' to Jesus!" « less
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An exhibit at the new Sarah Palin Natural History Museum of dinosaurs living in sin. Dinosaurs perished in Noah's Great Flood after being kicked off the Ark for eating everybody.. An animatronic Moses is glaring at the survivors who had been in the restroom, raising his cane, and saying in Hebrew-talk: "Shame! You will all roast in Hell!....What? Oh. You're sure... Okay. There is no Hell for dinosaurs. Sorry. Carry on.." You can see Russia from our roof! And at our Observatory, sometimes you can see Heaven! It's right behind the moon! You might even see Grandma talkin' to Jesus!"
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