Mitt Rommey's Closing Argument, November 6th, 2012

Description: Mitt Romney makes a last-ditch effort to attract the African American vote. "I'm love all y'all", quips a confident Romney, as he enjoys his favorite cheesy grits and cookies from the local 7-Eleven, along with a non-alcoholic non-caffeinated beverage. "I'm all about the change", says Romney. Transformation complete. However, now Michael Jackson's family is suing for copyright infringement over the use of the glove.