Tranquoo Child Anti-Wakefulness System

Description: From howtobeadad.com: (Bad Product Idea #5) Tranquoo. There is nothing more precious, more beautiful, than the image of your child in a deep, restful and rosey-cheeked slumber. But that preciousness and beauty is multiplied by 10,000 when it follows the utter, sanity-testing misery of your child screaming, flailing and refusing to go to sleep for an hour or two or more.